Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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whats black. an african american person

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So a seal walks into a club...

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Anti Joke

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