Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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