What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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