- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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