- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Cancer.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Granny porn!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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