- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Good job, son.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Where's my baby??

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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