why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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