Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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