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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Sam Hengal.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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