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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked her where you were.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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