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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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