- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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