Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

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