- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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