- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

i just wrote this so hard

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

no pun intended

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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