Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

XD Jackass.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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