Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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AIDS

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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