Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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White men's rights

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Rebecca Black

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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