Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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