- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Long joke Your such a downey

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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