A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Cancer.

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Granny porn!

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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