The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

XD Jackass.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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