- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

TIMMY

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Jersey Shore.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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