- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

pull my finger (farts)

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Who wants water? I do.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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