What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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