- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Immigration Laws

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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