what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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purple pickles

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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