Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Cancer.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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