What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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