- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A woman walks into a bar.

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