Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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