- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

brock has small hands for a small job

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

black chicken. kfc

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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