- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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