- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Cancer.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Granny porn!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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