- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A woman walks into a bar.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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