Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Yo Mamma

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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my names jim haha

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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