What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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wat?

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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anti-joke teehee

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my names jim haha

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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