What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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