Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Animal

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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2+2= 478

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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