What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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womens sports...

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Knock knock

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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