what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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