- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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