- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

hi im paul!

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

You're on fire.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock Knock! Come in.

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