Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Your mother is so fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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pussy enough said

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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