What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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