robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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I'm funny.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Hey, you have small hands.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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