knock knock. no one's home..

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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your mom

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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