how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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anti-joke teehee

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Anti Joke

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