A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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i like pie

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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