That's as gay as AIDS.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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minorities

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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your mom

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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