I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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I'm funny.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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pussy enough said

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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