what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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your mom

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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