- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's the new green? Green

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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