guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Im gay What about you

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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