- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Microwave

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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