- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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