A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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