Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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