- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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