- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Dislike this.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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