Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Julian Ha.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Good job, son.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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I asked her where you were.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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