why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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