Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Julian Ha.

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