What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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