Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Justin beiber..

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...