how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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purple pickles

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Anti Joke

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