Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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