- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why can't jokes spit?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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