- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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irish man drinking john smiths

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What? Huh?

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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