- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Sex vagina. lol.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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