Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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