- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Matthew Baker

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's a joke? Funny

A sober Amy Winehouse

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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