- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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